Laughter is poison to fear. O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright. Chuck Norris can recite π. Backwards. See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!. Now is the winter of our discontent. Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive. Chuck Norris doesn't need an OS. Chuck Norris can use GOTO as much as he wants to. Telling him otherwise is considered harmful. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that Lord of Castamere, but now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear. Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear. All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes There are no heroes...in life, the monsters win. Chuck Norris went out of an infinite loop. For you and I are past our dancing days. I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Not stepping o'er the bounds of modesty. This aggression will not stand, man. Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is. ... a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. So then you have no frame of reference here Donny. You're like a child who wonders into the middle of a movie. An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told. It’s wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH. Chuck Norris doesn't use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris. O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish. I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it. Chuck Norris does not use revision control software. None of his code has ever needed revision. O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?. Brevity is the soul of wit. Like fire across the galaxy the Clone Wars spread. In league with the wicked Count Dooku, more and more planets slip. Against this threat, upon the Jedi Knights falls the duty to lead the newly formed army of the Republic. And as the heat of war grows, so, to, grows the prowess of one most gifted student of the Force. There is nothing regular about Chuck Norris' expressions. Off with his head! This above all: to thine own self be true. Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I'll sleep more easily by night. Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are! Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble. Not stepping o'er the bounds of modesty. An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told. That it should come to this!. The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. Chuck Norris can access private methods. Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. Hmm. In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side. Nothing burns like the cold. Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. At an end your rule is, and not short enough it was! It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear. I solemnly swear I am up to no good. For ever and a day. Conscience is but a word that cowards use, devised at first to keep the strong in awe. You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve. Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast. All the world 's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts. Conscience is but a word that cowards use, devised at first to keep the strong in awe. Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you. Power is a curious thing. Who lives, Who dies. Power resides where men believe it resides. It is a trick, A shadow on the wall. Chuck Norris' protocol design method has no status, requests or responses, only commands. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!. Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. This above all: to thine own self be true. It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. Hodor? Hodor. Words are in my not-so-humble opinion, the most inexhaustible form of magic we have, capable both of inflicting injury and remedying it. Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have. What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Can one desire too much of a good thing?. He's a good man...and thorough. Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have. True is it that we have seen b a8279031-a1d8-449f-b807-5968c29601d2
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