Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on Earth should that mean that it is not real? Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. This above all: to thine own self be true. The Dude abides. Do the dead frighten you? The things I do for love. Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move. Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human the fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strength. Nothing burns like the cold. True is it that we have seen better days. Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. So then you have no frame of reference here Donny. You're like a child who wonders into the middle of a movie. Chuck Norris does not use exceptions when programming. He has not been able to identify any of his code that is not exceptional. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble. Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. Brevity is the soul of wit. The Dude abides. Mark it zero! A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!. Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way. Mark it zero! It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. And it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man. Chuck Norris can use GOTO as much as he wants to. Telling him otherwise is considered harmful. O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?. What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Conscience is but a word that cowards use, devised at first to keep the strong in awe. It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Is this your homework, Larry? Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast. The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. Brevity is the soul of wit. Doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love. Chuck Norris is immutable. If something's going to change, it's going to have to be the rest of the universe. Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe? Tempt not a desperate man. It’s wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH. Winter is coming. For you and I are past our dancing days. You're a wizard, Harry. Laughter is poison to fear. I solemnly swear I am up to no good. For you and I are past our dancing days. Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect. Things are not always as they seemed, much that may seem evil can be good. Chuck Norris hosting is 101 uptime guaranteed. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. Blow, blow, thou winter wind! Thou art not so unkind as man's ingratitude. Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side? That it should come to this!. What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! . See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!. The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. Chuck Norris has root access to your system. Now is the winter of our discontent. You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble. What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. A little more than kin, and less than kind. There are no heroes...in life, the monsters win. If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. In my mind's eye. It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. All the world 's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts. All dwarfs are bastards in their father's eyes And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that Lord of Castamere, but now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear. Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear. O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?. It’s wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH. Not stepping o'er the bounds of modesty. Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. 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