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Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side? All the world 's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts. You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris. Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I'll sleep more easily by night. An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told. Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! . Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep. After all this time? Always. Off with his head! Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human the fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strength. To be, or not to be: that is the question. Doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love. The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. Mark it zero! Off with his head! See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!. Already know you that which you need. Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. The play 's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king. Not if anything to say about it I have Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it. The world is grown so bad, that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch. Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up. See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!. Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread. How bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes! Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I'll sleep more easily by night. All browsers support the hex definitions chuck and norris for the colors black and blue. Brevity is the soul of wit. Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Tempt not a desperate man. There are no heroes...in life, the monsters win. To be, or not to be: that is the question. Careful man, there's a beverage here! Mind if I do a J? When Chuck Norris' code fails to compile the compiler apologises. So wise so young, they say, do never live long. Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light. Laughter is poison to fear. I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall. To be, or not to be: that is the question. Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future - the past. Old friends long gone. Doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love. How bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes! So wise so young, they say, do never live long. Fear cuts deeper than swords. O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?. Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word. Around the survivors a perimeter create. See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!. Now is the winter of our discontent. Now is the winter of our discontent. When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions. In my mind's eye. It’s wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH. O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?. Can one desire too much of a good thing?. Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word. ... a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. So wise so young, they say, do never live long. So wise so young, they say, do never live long. 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Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side? All the world 's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts. You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris. Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I'll sleep more easily by night. An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told. Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! . Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep. After all this time? Always. Off with his head! Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human the fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strength. To be, or not to be: that is the question. Doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love. The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. Mark it zero! Off with his head! See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!. Already know you that which you need. Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. The play 's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king. Not if anything to say about it I have Oh, the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it. The world is grown so bad, that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch. Chuck Norris doesn't have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up. See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!. Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread. How bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes! Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I'll sleep more easily by night. All browsers support the hex definitions chuck and norris for the colors black and blue. Brevity is the soul of wit. Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. Tempt not a desperate man. There are no heroes...in life, the monsters win. To be, or not to be: that is the question. Careful man, there's a beverage here! Mind if I do a J? When Chuck Norris' code fails to compile the compiler apologises. So wise so young, they say, do never live long. Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light. Laughter is poison to fear. I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Soon will I rest, yes, forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me, soon night must fall. To be, or not to be: that is the question. Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future - the past. Old friends long gone. Doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love. How bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes! So wise so young, they say, do never live long. Fear cuts deeper than swords. O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?. Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word. Around the survivors a perimeter create. See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!. Now is the winter of our discontent. Now is the winter of our discontent. When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions. In my mind's eye. It’s wingardium leviOsa, not leviosAH. O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?. Can one desire too much of a good thing?. Some old wounds never truly heal, and bleed again at the slightest word. ... a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. So wise so young, they say, do never live long. So wise so young, they say, do never live long. 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