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Youre a wizard Harry. Younglings younglings gather ’round. Blow blow thou winter wind! Thou art not so unkind as mans ingratitude. The kings name is a tower of strength. For you and I are past our dancing days. That is why you fail. It’s wingardium leviOsa not leviosAH. To the well-organized mind death is but the next great adventure. Chuck Norris can recite π. Backwards. Blow blow thou winter wind! Thou art not so unkind as mans ingratitude. Neither a borrower nor a lender be For loan oft loses both itself and friend and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!. Clear your mind must be if you are to find the villains behind this plot. The fool doth think he is wise but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. O Romeo Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?. I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it. Off with his head! You know Dude I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam of course. Already know you that which you need. Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end if not always in the way we expect. You know Dude I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam of course. Now is the winter of our discontent. Knowledge could be more valuable than gold more deadly than a dagger. After all this time? Always. All the world s a stage and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances And one man in his time plays many parts. Conscience is but a word that cowards use devised at first to keep the strong in awe. For ever and a day. For you and I are past our dancing days. All the world s a stage and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances And one man in his time plays many parts. The lady doth protest too much methinks. No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException. Chuck Norris can access private methods. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. Off with his head! O Romeo Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?. Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have. Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is! Chuck Norris doesnt use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris. Soon will I rest yes forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me soon night must fall. Blow blow thou winter wind! Thou art not so unkind as mans ingratitude. O Romeo Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?. Chuck Norris doesnt use web standards as the web will conform to him. For ever and a day. Is this your homework Larry? Fear cuts deeper than swords. Obviously youre not a golfer Chuck Norris doesnt use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris. After all this time? Always. Off with his head! It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night like a rich jewel in an Ethiopes ear. To the well-organized mind death is but the next great adventure. In my minds eye. So wise so young they say do never live long. Chuck Norris doesnt pair program. Power is a curious thing. Who lives Who dies. Power resides where men believe it resides. It is a trick A shadow on the wall. When the snows fall and the white winds blow the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. For ever and a day. That it should come to this!. There is nothing regular about Chuck Norris expressions. And it must follow as the night the day thou canst not then be false to any man. Off with his head! You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve. I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it. O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright. Conscience is but a word that cowards use devised at first to keep the strong in awe. Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can. Whats in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Forget it Donny youre out of your element! Mark it zero! Youre a wizard Harry. There are no heroes...in life the monsters win. Now is the winter of our discontent. Yes a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger fear aggression the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path forever will it dominate your destiny consume you it will as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice. Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless. The fool doth think he is wise but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. In my minds eye. Good relations with the Wookiees I have. 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