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Stay away from my special lady friend, man. I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it. Conscience is but a word that cowards use, devised at first to keep the strong in awe. How bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes! It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element! This aggression will not stand, man. Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish. Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have. Off with his head! See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!. Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you. A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!. Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere, yes. Even between the land and the ship. And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that Lord of Castamere, but now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear. Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear. Off with his head! We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. When the snows fall and the white winds blow, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it. After all this time? Always. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Nothing burns like the cold. In my mind's eye. Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. I solemnly swear I am up to no good. You don't disable the Chuck Norris plug-in, it disables you. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Eight-year-olds, Dude. He's a good man...and thorough. For you and I are past our dancing days. Hodor? Hodor. Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice. An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told. Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future... An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told. Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? Conscience is but a word that cowards use, devised at first to keep the strong in awe. Not stepping o'er the bounds of modesty. Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened. Young Skywalker is in pain. 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