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I solemnly swear I am up to no good. Do the dead frighten you? So wise so young, they say, do never live long. And it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man. The things I do for love. The world is grown so bad, that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch. Not if anything to say about it I have That is why you fail. For you and I are past our dancing days. Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future... An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told. An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told. Chuck Norris doesn't need a debugger, he just stares down the bug until the code confesses. Do the dead frighten you? I'm the dude, so that's what you call me. That or, uh His Dudeness, or uh Duder, or El Duderino, if you're not into the whole brevity thing. We’ve all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That’s who we really are. Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice. 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