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Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is. 73567913-83a8-46a7-92ac-87cadebd61fb ... View more

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I will speak daggers to her, but use none. You're a wizard, Harry. O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright. For ever and a day. Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well. You are entering a world of pain. Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't. There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. Chuck Norris doesn't need the cloud to scale his applications, he uses his laptop. Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well. Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread. Winter is coming. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. And I don't like you...jerk-off. Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you. For you and I are past our dancing days. A little more than kin, and less than kind. A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!. Blow, blow, thou winter wind! Thou art not so unkind as man's ingratitude. Luminous beings are we - not this crude matter. This is not 'Nam. 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Blow, blow, thou winter wind! Thou art not so unkind as man's ingratitude. An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told. Not stepping o'er the bounds of modesty. Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it. I will speak daggers to her, but use none. If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. True is it that we have seen better days. Things are not always as they seemed, much that may seem evil can be good. No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException. It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. Now is the winter of our discontent. Fear cuts deeper than swords. So wise so young, they say, do never live long. For ever and a day. Blow, blow, thou winter wind! Thou art not so unkind as man's ingratitude. This aggression will not stand, man. 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I will speak daggers to her, but use none. You're a wizard, Harry. O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright. For ever and a day. Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well. You are entering a world of pain. Though this be madness, yet there is method in 't. There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. Chuck Norris doesn't need the cloud to scale his applications, he uses his laptop. Summer will end soon enough, and childhood as well. Chuck Norris can write multi-threaded applications with a single thread. Winter is coming. I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. And I don't like you...jerk-off. Once you’ve accepted your flaws, no one can use them against you. For you and I are past our dancing days. A little more than kin, and less than kind. A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!. Blow, blow, thou winter wind! Thou art not so unkind as man's ingratitude. Luminous beings are we - not this crude matter. This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!. Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on Earth should that mean that it is not real? This is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! . Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble. It is the east, and Juliet is the sun. You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Hmm. In the end, cowards are those who follow the dark side. How bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes! Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. The world is grown so bad, that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch. Blow, blow, thou winter wind! Thou art not so unkind as man's ingratitude. An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told. Not stepping o'er the bounds of modesty. Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it. I will speak daggers to her, but use none. If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. True is it that we have seen better days. Things are not always as they seemed, much that may seem evil can be good. No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException. It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more. Now is the winter of our discontent. Fear cuts deeper than swords. So wise so young, they say, do never live long. For ever and a day. Blow, blow, thou winter wind! Thou art not so unkind as man's ingratitude. This aggression will not stand, man. That it should come to this!. Always pass on what you have learned. How bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes! True is it that we have seen better days. Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick(). V.I. Lenin. Vladimir! Ilyich! Ulyanov! Can one desire too much of a good thing?. I don't roll on Shabbos! Chuck Norris can't test for equality because he has no equal. It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a F1 key, the computer asks him for help. When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions. Mind if I do a J? True is it that we have seen better days. Things we lose have a way of coming back to us in the end, if not always in the way we expect. When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions. The world is grown so bad, that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch. Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element! Do not assume anything Obi-Wan. Clear your mind must be if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot. O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright. Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened. Young Skywalker is in pain. Terrible pain Tempt not a desperate man. Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is! Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on Earth should that mean that it is not real? O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?. V.I. Lenin. Vladimir! Ilyich! Ulyanov! A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!. How bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes! To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. At an end your rule is, and not short enough it was! 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And so he spoke, and so he spoke, that Lord of Castamere, but now the rains weep o'er his hall, with no one there to hear. Yes, now the rains weep o'er his hall, and not a soul to hear. fd2ddf99-913d-41b9-93cc-f33ebe520815 ... View more

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Mr. Treehorn treats objects like women, man. 38886279-f480-4413-a9dc-906c83b21789 ... View more

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