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Chuck Norris' programs occupy 150 of CPU, even when they are not executing. See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!. Chuck Norris breaks RSA 128-bit encrypted codes in milliseconds. Brevity is the soul of wit. Harry, suffering like this proves you are still a man! This pain is part of being human the fact that you can feel pain like this is your greatest strength. Wisely and slow; they stumble that run fast. Can one desire too much of a good thing?. It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night like a rich jewel in an Ethiope's ear. Every flight begins with a fall. Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. 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