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How bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another man's eyes! Why is it that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what's on the other side? ... a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. He's a good man...and thorough. Reckless he is. Matters are worse. Conscience is but a word that cowards use, devised at first to keep the strong in awe. Stay away from my special lady friend, man. When you play a game of thrones you win or you die. That is why you fail. Reckless he is. Matters are worse. All the world 's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts. Always pass on what you have learned. Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. 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