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O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!. Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe? Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light. You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve. Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. Adventure. Excitement. A Jedi craves not these things. Chuck Norris hosting is 101 uptime guaranteed. Fear cuts deeper than swords. What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! . Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. Winter is coming. 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