So wise so young, they say, do never live long. Use your feelings, Obi-Wan, and find him you will. See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!. Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. The play 's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king. Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real? For you and I are past our dancing days. All the world 's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts. You know, Dude, I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in 'Nam of course. The lady doth protest too much, methinks. Words are in my not-so-humble opinion, the most inexhaustible form of magic we have, capable both of inflicting injury and remedying it. Always two there are, no more, no less. A master and an apprentice. Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. The king's name is a tower of strength. Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. Eight-year-olds, Dude. Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. Winter is coming. Off with his head! Conscience is but a word that cowards use, devised at first to keep the strong in awe. Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble. Things are not always as they seemed, much that may seem evil can be good. The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! . Do the dead frighten you? So then you have no frame of reference here Donny. You're like a child who wonders into the middle of a movie. Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. You are entering a world of pain. Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future - the past. Old friends long gone. All the world 's a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; And one man in his time plays many parts. Not if anything to say about it I have Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones, and I'll sleep more easily by night. Tempt not a desperate man. Laughter is poison to fear. Always pass on what you have learned. I'm perfectly calm, Dude. Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way. Power is a curious thing. Who lives, Who dies. Power resides where men believe it resides. It is a trick, A shadow on the wall. Feel the force! Through the Force, things you will see. Other places. The future - the past. Old friends long gone. O! she doth teach the torches to burn bright. And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. ... a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge. Difficult to see. Always in motion is the future... A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep. Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris. What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! . For you and I are past our dancing days. So wise so young, they say, do never live long. Do not assume anything Obi-Wan. Clear your mind must be if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot. Chuck Norris solved the Travelling Salesman problem in O(1) time. Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. Chuck Norris can access private methods. An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told. Do. Or do not. There is no try. You sort of start thinking anything’s possible if you’ve got enough nerve. Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element! There is no Esc key on Chuck Norris' keyboard, because no one escapes Chuck Norris. An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told. Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! . This is a very complicated case Maude. You know, a lotta ins, a lotta outs, lotta what-have-yous. The Dude abides. It seems she hangs upon the cheek of night like a rich jewel in a 87b43184-5283-42ed-9214-a244799237f9
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