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For ever and a day. A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!. The play 's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king. Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. After all this time? Always. Chuck Norris never gets a syntax error. Instead, the language gets a DoesNotConformToChuck error. Blow, blow, thou winter wind! Thou art not so unkind as man's ingratitude. When Chuck Norris' code fails to compile the compiler apologises. Power is a curious thing. Who lives, Who dies. Power resides where men believe it resides. It is a trick, A shadow on the wall. The world is grown so bad, that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch. What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! . 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