Nothing burns like the cold. Good relations with the Wookiees I have. Chuck Norris doesnt use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris. Off with his head! An honest tale speeds best being plainly told. And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException. So wise so young they say do never live long. Im perfectly calm Dude. Every flight begins with a fall. Chuck Norris doesnt need to know about class factory pattern. He can instantiate interfaces. Conscience is but a word that cowards use devised at first to keep the strong in awe. You are entering a world of pain. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek!. This above all to thine own self be true. Chuck Norris doesnt bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure. He goes bug killing. This aggression will not stand man. Not stepping oer the bounds of modesty. Truly wonderful the mind of a child is. What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world the paragon of animals! . A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!. Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. Im perfectly calm Dude. This aggression will not stand man. When the snows fall and the white winds blow the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. Chuck Norris doesnt need garbage collection because he doesnt call .Dispose() he calls .DropKick(). It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. I like this place and willingly could waste my time in it. Off with his head! Hell I can get you a toe by 3 oclock this afternoon...with nail polish. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek!. It is the east and Juliet is the sun. Im perfectly calm Dude. No statement can catch the ChuckNorrisException. What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world the paragon of animals! . No story lives unless someone wants to listen. The stories we love best do live in us forever. So whether you come back by page or by the big screen Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home. Fear cuts deeper than swords. Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. To the well-organized mind death is but the next great adventure. Careful man theres a beverage here! The things I do for love. The play s the thing wherein Ill catch the conscience of the king. An honest tale speeds best being plainly told. I mean say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism Dude at least its an ethos. Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. Do the dead frighten you? Good Night Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow that I shall say good night till it be morrow. I solemnly swear I am up to no good. For you and I are past our dancing days. It is the east and Juliet is the sun. Chuck Norris doesnt have performance bottlenecks. He just makes the universe wait its turn. The world is grown so bad that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch. Do not assume anything Obi-Wan. Clear your mind must be if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot. Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light. Chuck Norris addition operator doesnt commute it teleports to where he needs it to be. For you and I are past our dancing days. It’s wingardium leviOsa not leviosAH. A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!. I dont like your jerk-off name. I dont like your jerk-off face. And I dont like you...jerk-off. I will speak daggers to her but use none. This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. Chuck Norris can access private methods. Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe? See how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek!. Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive. You want a toe? I can get you a toe believe me. There are ways Dude. You dont wanna know about it believe me. It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness nothing more. Chuck Norris can use GOTO as much as he wants to. Telling him otherwise is considered harmful. Nothing burns like the cold. Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have. Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones and Ill sleep more easily by night. You are entering a world of pain. Every flight begins with a fall. The lady doth protest too much methinks. O Romeo Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?. It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies but just as much to stand up to our friends. I like this place and wi bf23bb18-e089-4197-85a5-673da79fbd10
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