You know Dude I myself dabbled in pacifism once. Not in Nam of course. When Chuck Norris gives a method an argument the method loses. Mudhole? Slimy? My home this is! A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!. Youre a wizard Harry. So wise so young they say do never live long. The fool doth think he is wise but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class. Always pass on what you have learned. A horse! a horse! my kingdom for a horse!. Wisely and slow they stumble that run fast. An honest tale speeds best being plainly told. You will find only what you bring in. Hell I can get you a toe by 3 oclock this afternoon...with nail polish. I will speak daggers to her but use none. Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek!. Mark it zero! Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. Why is it that when one man builds a wall the next man immediately needs to know whats on the other side? See how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek!. Brevity is the soul of wit. The lady doth protest too much methinks. Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have. Soon will I rest yes forever sleep. Earned it I have. Twilight is upon me soon night must fall. Though this be madness yet there is method in t. Words are in my not-so-humble opinion the most inexhaustible form of magic we have capable both of inflicting injury and remedying it. And I have a tender spot in my heart for cripples and bastards and broken things. You are entering a world of pain. Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe? So wise so young they say do never live long. Whats in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of PI. See how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek!. Yes a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger fear aggression the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path forever will it dominate your destiny consume you it will as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice. The fool doth think he is wise but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. The world is grown so bad that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch. Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe? Knowledge could be more valuable than gold more deadly than a dagger. The world is grown so bad that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch. Power is a curious thing. Who lives Who dies. Power resides where men believe it resides. It is a trick A shadow on the wall. It is the east and Juliet is the sun. Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive. If you want to know what a man’s like take a good look at how he treats his inferiors not his equals. I dont like your jerk-off name. I dont like your jerk-off face. And I dont like you...jerk-off. All browsers support the hex definitions chuck and norris for the colors black and blue. Of course it is happening inside your head Harry but why on Earth should that mean that it is not real? Though this be madness yet there is method in t. Do. Or do not. There is no try. Do the dead frighten you? Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? V.I. Lenin. Vladimir! Ilyich! Ulyanov! Feel the force! This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules. Strong is Vader. Mind what you have learned. Save you it can. Give me honorable enemies rather than ambitious ones and Ill sleep more easily by night. To answer power with power the Jedi way this is not. In this war a danger there is of losing who we are. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. Now is the winter of our discontent. Chuck Norris keyboard doesnt have a F1 key the computer asks him for help. When Chuck Norris gives a method an argument the method loses. Never forget who you are. The rest of the world wont. Wear it like an armor and it can never be used against you. Tempt not a desperate man. The lady doth protest too much methinks. Use your feelings Obi-Wan and find him you will. Mark it zero! All the world s a stage and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances And one man in his time plays many parts. All the world s a stage and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances And one man in his time plays many parts. The lady doth protest too much methinks. I will speak daggers to her but use none. Brevity is the soul of wit. Not stepping oer t cdebb099-d922-441a-8706-87b828af6895
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