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Once you’ve accepted your flaws no one can use them against you. Of course it is happening inside your head Harry but why on Earth should that mean that it is not real? The play s the thing wherein Ill catch the conscience of the king. When sorrows come they come not single spies but in battalions. Now is the winter of our discontent. Off with his head! Always two there are no more no less. A master and an apprentice. Already know you that which you need. The fool doth think he is wise but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. When Chuck Norris code fails to compile the compiler apologises. Do the dead frighten you? When you play a game of thrones you win or you die. Always pass on what you have learned. O Romeo Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?. Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have. Good Night Good night! 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