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You are entering a world of pain. ae13e5b5-596a-421b-be1f-711b54ffd477

A little more than kin, and less than kind. c018540f-a145-441c-ab43-b72d8d1bf2a3

Chuck Norris doesn't need garbage collection because he doesn't call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick(). d5a2826f-d7b6-4ecf-abb7-df908eb3c7be

Stay away from my special lady friend, man. 580a54c0-75c3-43d2-9717-e64663bc43d3

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. a1855053-d64d-4dd2-983b-88f03daf2b28

Chuck Norris can use GOTO as much as he wants to. Telling him otherwise is considered harmful. d7106ff3-00b0-4a4b-8a06-a024b723654a

For you and I are past our dancing days. 8ca5a6c5-29a4-4314-a17a-54aec2bf1408

Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move. 67b0c69c-b18d-40d3-9bd5-120447845fc5

When sorrows come, they come not single spies, but in battalions. 956f77e8-945b-48f6-a38f-fd3780c5e5e1

An honest tale speeds best, being plainly told. d892b4ec-bde8-4afb-9da2-f4029d01bf68

There are no heroes...in life, the monsters win. 9a73fa06-a287-4d0b-a620-672642a67235

Doubt that the sun doth move, doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love. 4be2bb1c-4fe4-4de6-9573-57cb7fd41d23

For ever and a day. 9407c6f4-2447-40bf-9fd2-95bf6c7e5f2b

Neither a borrower nor a lender be For loan oft loses both itself and friend and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. 27cb5c6b-d973-482c-a5aa-3cf824ed50ce

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. 1e0fd88a-e70f-4432-be5a-6c0005899677

Do. Or do not. There is no try. 9327bb02-5368-4bd3-9c22-cdb1c0619d6e

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless. cdc87d7d-522c-41f4-ab5e-8c20f40f4f8f

For ever and a day. 62c44251-ee8e-439f-a8e8-ec9e3956d9aa

If you want to know what a man’s like take a good look at how he treats his inferiors not his equals. 4eb8b9e9-712f-4b60-8d10-7cf4234fd9ba

Luminous beings are we - not this crude matter. 7ded9ce3-3ea3-436c-ae48-25e90d2f419c