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Ready are you? What know you of ready? For hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless. d23dbc53-54c3-4a62-aa75-e6aa9ac02ece

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Ready are you? What know you of ready? For hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless. 42890dc5-37ee-4323-a771-6347f1320607

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Ready are you? What know you of ready? For hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless. aabb531a-6cb2-437d-9a92-2ed8e78f7d0b

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless. bfe4c555-c2d6-4bf8-8d35-0ff211492b9d

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The lady doth protest too much, methinks. 6f759304-f3bf-44e2-8bbe-285fb9a6a628

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