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Forget it Donny youre out of your element! 608350ef-6445-4f19-a12d-ef00333b1f54

You will find only what you bring in. 0c5f89d4-11e7-47ac-a48e-43b122997f4e

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Yes a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger fear aggression the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path forever will it dominate your destiny consume you it will as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice. 816dddc6-aeb7-45e9-b56e-8cfdebb90bbe

Chuck Norris does not use revision control software. None of his code has ever needed revision. 5da3388a-c1c9-4844-9c9c-2e5d62305ae4

V.I. Lenin. Vladimir! Ilyich! Ulyanov! f2e4debc-7766-43d1-82bc-4f107c50717e

Project managers never ask Chuck Norris for estimations... ever. 0fa5b228-01b9-401e-ae82-7cf473301ae5

Yes a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger fear aggression the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path forever will it dominate your destiny consume you it will as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice. e4ff6f45-5665-4b0d-a228-271a028a0e71

Chuck Norris compresses his files by doing a flying round house kick to the hard drive. 4b81c9ff-3146-481e-87a7-3e7f8fc042d6

Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you here between you me the tree the rock everywhere yes. Even between the land and the ship. 0d51125e-f207-49ad-a82f-edf3c5914921

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Of course it is happening inside your head Harry but why on Earth should that mean that it is not real? 3fdff3a6-7c59-435e-a35a-26495e5f8af5

The kings name is a tower of strength. 0c4b8f91-19aa-4b3d-b7fe-9f0daac9cf88

Winter is coming. 051527ae-1948-4700-8ef4-702664343e83

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So wise so young they say do never live long. 9b987eaf-3555-4313-a8de-80a9f8978487

Winter is coming. e215d2b9-f7a3-4bff-ba01-5ffadb9512b0

True is it that we have seen better days. f529cd0a-93e6-4302-af40-16af516a9c3a

For ever and a day. 9407c6f4-2447-40bf-9fd2-95bf6c7e5f2b

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