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The Dude abides. 66322ae3-72ad-4d2b-abcf-51a6674363d8

I don't like your jerk-off name. I don't like your jerk-off face. And I don't like you...jerk-off. 8262e8e3-4110-40a5-a881-3a0bcf6a6d72

Chuck Norris burst the dot com bubble. 9c90dfb0-ec51-4541-a533-579dcb729320

Chuck Norris does not use revision control software. None of his code has ever needed revision. c393c0b3-89dd-4a93-893c-a710aa0969ec

A lion doesn't concern itself with the opinion of sheep. 0385325c-d23d-42d3-b826-2c386ed6f30b

What a piece of work is man! how noble in reason! how infinite in faculty! in form and moving how express and admirable! in action how like an angel! in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! . 007c62b4-45b9-4431-a5a4-cbd620c4a307

Blow, blow, thou winter wind! Thou art not so unkind as man's ingratitude. 360447be-c587-4ff2-8020-79c63945afb4

The world is grown so bad, that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch. 2ae68aae-585d-4c90-ad31-9d6e3d3fd0d4

See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand! O that I were a glove upon that hand, that I might touch that cheek!. 4c755ebc-6de4-45a1-88cf-602d3cfe7eee

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. d3f8e59c-6e77-4e6d-bd95-33d4f043bc1c

There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so. 049f68d7-731a-451a-9018-f7b00d09ccf0

Neither a borrower nor a lender be; For loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. 0b3c4daf-a281-44c1-b5f8-c0e3cfd60e53

Chuck Norris doesn't need the cloud to scale his applications, he uses his laptop. 52639960-e33a-42c5-8e37-56218c393a14

Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times if only one remembers to turn on the light. 2f547c8f-a514-4ff7-857d-2793df9042cc

It works on my machine always holds true for Chuck Norris. 5561fd73-7b1e-4524-ba3d-93ca572e1630

The only pattern Chuck Norris knows is God Object. 24f06d40-caa7-4195-8242-e29d41999315

Good relations with the Wookiees, I have. 7a80db35-5a52-446a-8ae3-0db8e3a01b10

It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities. 0e1d32a0-bce5-4a45-90bb-9f64ec7db66f

Yes, a Jedi’s strength flows from the Force. But beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression; the dark side of the Force are they. Easily they flow, quick to join you in a fight. If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny, consume you it will, as it did Obi-Wan’s apprentice. 0ed26806-c56e-4c6d-88ee-0d72d8245078

Look, let me explain something to you. I'm not Mr. Lebowski. You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. 11c28f87-95bb-43b9-90d3-7e7c4e6fd6cb