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The world is grown so bad that wrens make prey where eagles dare not perch. b466d98a-0368-44e9-897d-3341c861c590

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Chuck Norris can recite π. Backwards. 3ea2018f-0b08-412b-92f3-6e103a671b3e

Hes a good man...and thorough. 8a6249c3-23ba-4db0-a385-e999df20dfe0

There is no need to try catching Chuck Norris exceptions for recovery every single throw he does is fatal. 36fc146e-6291-46d8-a83b-ca813a47cbdb

Oh the usual. I bowl. Drive around. The occasional acid flashback. fac86c15-d979-49cb-88e0-28f775b2f3b2

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Never forget who you are. The rest of the world wont. Wear it like an armor and it can never be used against you. 2a0d0a5e-5836-4995-b567-1087d8a81298

All the world s a stage and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances And one man in his time plays many parts. 24403701-7932-418f-9ff0-adceca0736f0

It is our choices Harry that show what we truly are far more than our abilities. e0718048-9194-49d8-8727-988d3ff46240

Chuck Norris never gets a syntax error. Instead the language gets a DoesNotConformToChuck error. ac5d0434-0f07-42e0-9993-821156d5efbe

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Like fire across the galaxy the Clone Wars spread. In league with the wicked Count Dooku more and more planets slip. Against this threat upon the Jedi Knights falls the duty to lead the newly formed army of the Republic. And as the heat of war grows so to grows the prowess of one most gifted student of the Force. d94f2603-acbd-4ad8-b77f-da8a71fbd2c7

Doubt that the sun doth move doubt truth to be a liar but never doubt I love. a1e37602-6108-4852-b22d-3a35ef3c5272

Neither a borrower nor a lender be For loan oft loses both itself and friend and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. 68595bd5-a0a2-44bf-9877-5efc9869ee75

And it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man. 5a114ba2-1537-46e4-b10f-856be622baaf

This aggression will not stand man. d0dcb753-770c-4ab8-ba5f-45273a2bf1e0

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An honest tale speeds best being plainly told. e4999e6b-5dac-4b0e-8e0f-e78ee3eaa879

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. d153626f-22c3-4f15-9a69-2d597a8db882