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All arrays Chuck Norris declares are of infinite size, because Chuck Norris knows no bounds. d0898617-cd93-4ae1-b563-5d0215326fcc

Chuck Norris writes code that optimizes itself. b442aa6f-0003-42cc-ab27-649b3883eba1

How bitter a thing it is to look into happiness through another mans eyes! afd8c778-2ea9-4077-947e-6e5e21841761

Laughter is poison to fear. 21258840-5542-4611-8f76-d892b7716686

Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. b3aa56e3-6a2f-4f7c-960d-04f2361fc3b3

The fool doth think he is wise but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. 92511556-6aa7-403b-892d-4ac8b8c29add

Tempt not a desperate man. f637c910-1f7a-4bbb-a8fc-0bc6e4a9fe69

Look let me explain something to you. Im not Mr. Lebowski. Youre Mr. Lebowski. Im the Dude. c26f9196-c91e-4e50-90c3-34d465fa5f11

Chuck Norris doesnt pair program. 654037d6-00f2-4767-af4d-542bcbe90888

Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe? 9255de1f-a0f0-4d21-a662-a55308603daa

Chuck Norris programs do not accept input. c9b552ee-301a-4067-983d-e229ba677615

Chuck Norris cant test for equality because he has no equal. 2fad83c3-3a74-4624-a37e-2a5dd10bf06f

It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness nothing more. e5acedf9-571c-4260-8797-e17b09ab1912

Ready are you? What know you of ready? For hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained. A Jedi must have the deepest commitment the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away - to the future to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement. Heh. A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless. d23dbc53-54c3-4a62-aa75-e6aa9ac02ece

... a mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone if it is to keep its edge. 7d54eee4-534c-4691-826a-5da61f825627

Whats in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. ea490189-7f4e-4bb4-81f3-f83357caf405

Chuck Norris doesnt use a computer because a computer does everything slower than Chuck Norris. 1cfb3140-f89c-4ea5-9804-a87712f34afc

That it should come to this!. 0a62fff4-77f7-4a55-bf36-685cefbae823

Chuck Norris can instantiate an abstract class. 09406fa2-b111-4294-9303-bdea5f6e6284

Dark and difficult times lie ahead. Soon we must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. 0dc43cf7-b428-430e-80b2-14a032fcd27f